Tag Archives: Satire

Sixty Shades of Neigh

he had supple calves, the curve of toned muscles rippling gently along the luscious length of her legs.  There was a look in her eye, a spark.  She did that thing with her lip, and I knew I had to … Continue reading

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Grapes

It was a bitter pill to swallow an’ no mistake; instead of my head hittin’ the pillow I was out of my pit and hitting the street, pullin’ my collar up around my lords an’ peers an’ headin’ for the … Continue reading

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Quote – Puritanism

“Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.” H.L. Mencken http://tinyurl.com/38cp22

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Hell’s belles

In harmony the voices of the three women soared above the sound of traffic and rain hammering on concrete, and nobody noticed the change, none of the other pedestrians walking by. Nobody noticed as they replaced the words of hymns … Continue reading

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Creative writing prompt #44 – High jinks

Shaggy went and stood in a corner at the back of the elevator as the doors closed behind them.  Looking down at the floor, wringing his hands as his knees greeted each other, preparing to knock, he didn’t feel like … Continue reading

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Creative writing prompt #36 – The aliens have landed

Breaking news – Aliens have landed Aliens landed at 13:16 GMT (08:16 EST) today in what some are calling the biggest thing to hit the Earth since a giant meteorite wiped out the dinosaurs.  Asked for comment, Stephen Hawking said … Continue reading

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Creative writing post #34 – A shaggy dog story

The clock winked, and for the first time that day, Claude realised that he was dog tired. He hadn’t slept for about two days, and he’d been running around frantically trying to prepare everything for tonight, for the girl was … Continue reading

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