Tag Archives: Humour

Long in the tooth

“Hey Reynolds, you’ve won the investigator lottery again!” said Slater as he slapped a file down on my desk. My eyes traced a line from my cluttered desk to his pear shaped body and followed the egg stains on his … Continue reading

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Sixty Shades of Neigh

he had supple calves, the curve of toned muscles rippling gently along the luscious length of her legs.  There was a look in her eye, a spark.  She did that thing with her lip, and I knew I had to … Continue reading

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Quotas

uotas are part of our nature. *Swearing follows* For instance, some say we have a limited quota of fucks to give.  It’s their way of measuring our lifespan, because life is short and so is our quota of how many … Continue reading

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Insomnia

A dream hath the power to poison sleep Nay, not sleeping dream but living nightmare Night and day are one as my thoughts doth leap I yearn for the void, yet time hath no care Laying down at night to … Continue reading

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Little princess

I miss her smile, her snort laugh, twinkle in her eye… …such sweet joy, pure light. God, I loved her. Standing here, her intestines draped over my hands, I know love her still.  

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Vermin

Deep in the maze of winding corridors ‘Neath rotting timbers and crumbling stone ‘Mongst dust and filth and the bones of crack whores In darkness I hunt as the wind doth moan Aeons ago humans dwelt in this place Together … Continue reading

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Stars in our eyes

When I was a lad I had stars in my eyes, thought I’d meet a lass with stars in her eyes and we’d make our dreams come true. Then I married you. Bitch.

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