35 year old sciolist living in Tokyo. I like swing dancing, Twitter word games, writing, using Stumbleupon.com, reading, and watching movies. I write stuff on my blog occasionally.
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Tag Archives: Humor
“Hey Reynolds, you’ve won the investigator lottery again!” said Slater as he slapped a file down on my desk. My eyes traced a line from my cluttered desk to his pear shaped body and followed the egg stains on his … Continue reading
he had supple calves, the curve of toned muscles rippling gently along the luscious length of her legs. There was a look in her eye, a spark. She did that thing with her lip, and I knew I had to … Continue reading
uotas are part of our nature. *Swearing follows* For instance, some say we have a limited quota of fucks to give. It’s their way of measuring our lifespan, because life is short and so is our quota of how many … Continue reading
A dream hath the power to poison sleep Nay, not sleeping dream but living nightmare Night and day are one as my thoughts doth leap I yearn for the void, yet time hath no care Laying down at night to … Continue reading
I miss her smile, her snort laugh, twinkle in her eye… …such sweet joy, pure light. God, I loved her. Standing here, her intestines draped over my hands, I know love her still.
Deep in the maze of winding corridors ‘Neath rotting timbers and crumbling stone ‘Mongst dust and filth and the bones of crack whores In darkness I hunt as the wind doth moan Aeons ago humans dwelt in this place Together … Continue reading
When I was a lad I had stars in my eyes, thought I’d meet a lass with stars in her eyes and we’d make our dreams come true. Then I married you. Bitch.