Ok, so that’s Grandma Annabelle down there in that hole, and that’s her sister Agnes over there giving that drunk the evil eye, so she’s my great aunt or something.
Man, that guy’s really wasted, swaying around and everything; maybe he’ll fall into the hole with Grandma! Wait, he looks familiar…oh, I remember – from Grandma’s photo album –that’s Christopher isn’t it?
So like, Mom and Chris are cousins; so I’m like his cousin twice removed or something?
Whatever. Man, I really loved Grandma but this funeral’s a total drag.
I wanna hang out at the mall with my friends…