Utter pants

Paddy Power launch giant Lucky Pants hot air b...

Paddy Power launch giant Lucky Pants hot air balloon at Cheltenham Festival Shot 5 (Photo credit: TaylorHerring)

“This idea is utterly pants.”

“It’s the dog’s bollocks – everybody will see this, you can’t miss it!”

“Exactly.”

“They’ll all be talking about it, you wait and see.”

“That’s what I’m afraid of.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Look, you said it would be a giant green balloon right?  Because that’s our corporate colour…”

“Yeah…”

“…and there’s me thinking that it would be a giant green clover leaf…”

“I know, right?!”

“Customers are going to talk about seeing giant green pants.”

“Yes!”

“So they will associate us with pants.  They will look at us and think we’re pants.”

“Yeah…uh…oh…”

“Yeah.”

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About TheImaginator

35 year old sciolist living in Tokyo. I like swing dancing, Twitter word games, writing, using Stumbleupon.com, reading, and watching movies. I write stuff on my blog occasionally.
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4 Responses to Utter pants

  1. I can’t decide which I like more – your conversation (which was brilliant!) or Paddy Power’s lucky pants! Unfeasible and unexpected hot air balloons really do make me smile. Joy, all around! 😀

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