Come gather here my friends, come one and all!
Plans must be made ‘ere sun sets on this day
So come here comrades, come sit on this wall
We’ll lay out our scheme to make humans pay!
Under lady moon’s light we’ll sally forth
Gain ingress into home of sleeping man
Take him by surprise, make him feel remorse!
We’ll claw flesh from bone, bite fingers on hands
We’ll open his veins to spill his sweet blood
Rend his body asunder, show our scorn
Our fury shall pour out in a great flood
Fill the night with his screams ‘ere break of dawn
So gather comrades, the hour is nigh
Unite one and all, ’tis time for felines!